Tuesday, February 08, 2011


The internet already knows about how Prince kicked a Kardashian off his stage for her non-dancing ass, but that wasn't the best part of the night. Throwing the mic to Chris Rock for a few lines was nice. Somebody holding up this old-school photo of Prince on her iPad while he sang to her was nice. Jamming for two-plus hours through an inexhaustible catalog was very nice. Prince saying he couldn't sing "If I Was Your Girlfriend" because someone in the audience was gonna wind up pregnant was nice too. Which is not to say that in seven months I won't look like these guys.

Not nice: the girl in front of me who decided that the ideal time to read Prince's Wikipedia entry was during the concert. Maybe next time you should look up and see him dancing his ass off less than 60 feet away from you.