Tuesday, October 12, 2010

A sampling of drunken exchanges with the DJ

"Hi. Can you plug in my iPhone so that we can hear Leo Sayer's 'I Feel Like Dancing'?"

"Buuut, we're playing a song right this very instant that's about feeling like dancing."


"You remember that Falco song, 'Der Kommissar'?"

"(Pauses in deep contemplation) Yes. I do remember it."


"Can you play Chromeo?"

"We've played nothing but talk box songs for the last hour."

"Yeah, but I'm trying to impress this girl."


"Cool, you about to play that CJ & Co. Devil's Gun record?"

"Fuck yes I am!"


"You know, if you played the Beach Boys right now, everyone in this bar would start singing."

"That's exactly what we don't want."