A sampling of drunken exchanges with the DJ

"Hi. Can you plug in my iPhone so that we can hear Leo Sayer's 'I Feel Like Dancing'?"

"Buuut, we're playing a song right this very instant that's about feeling like dancing."

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"You remember that Falco song, 'Der Kommissar'?"

"(Pauses in deep contemplation) Yes. I do remember it."

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"Can you play Chromeo?"

"We've played nothing but talk box songs for the last hour."

"Yeah, but I'm trying to impress this girl."

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"Cool, you about to play that CJ & Co. Devil's Gun record?"

"Fuck yes I am!"

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"You know, if you played the Beach Boys right now, everyone in this bar would start singing."

"That's exactly what we don't want."